The power of science

Ever wondered what science is for? All the useless stuff u had to memorise...

Ever went up to a girl and stumble.stammer?

Even frozen up in fear?


Those days are gone...

Now u can choose from a wide range of SCIENTIFIC pick up lines...



It will blow her mind... like realli... blow... no kidding... KABOOM!

It WILL blow your date away (for better or for worst)



1. Using knowledge of genetics

Hey girl, you look my complementary strand of DNA... u wanna wind up together?

(rmb that DNA consist of 2 complementary strands winding to form a double helix)



2. Using Neuroscience

Hey babe, u know many other guys will say that u are hot. but i wont. (insert charming smile)

u have the ability to change the membrane potential of my brain cells and fire propagating action potentials which triggers various sympathetic arousal unlike any i've felt before.



3. Using Embryology

Hey girl, i am haploid 1N and u are haploid 2N. i have to ability to make u haploid 1N and together we can create diploid 2N. u wanna see how?

(male gamates are haploid 1N and female is haploid 2N until fertilization where they become haploid 1N and when a fertilizations occurs the cell(future bay) is diploid 2N)



4. Using Biochemistry

Hey girl, u activate my beta-adrenoreceptors, starting a chemical cascade involving G-proteins that activate adenyl cyclase and convert ATP to cAMP that activates protein kinase A that causes cellular changes, resulting in an uncontrollable stimulation.



5. Using thermoregulation

Hey girl, i notice u are not wearing much. Do u want to maximise our heat gain by conduction? though i think u will warm me because the heat gradient is higher at your end.

(Heat travels frm higher gradient(temp) to lower. ie she is hot)



6. Using anatomy

Hey girl, there are many unfaithful guys around but i am different. No matter where u go or what you do, i will be like nerves, faithful cells that follows other cells during development.



7. Using Pharmocology

Hey girl, i have a high efficacy. No matter what i do, how much or less, i will always achieve a maximum response.

(efficacy = ability of drug to produce a response)

and finally...

8. Using plain logic
Hey baby, i know lawrence. Wanna go out? (insert charming smile and my pic)

=) hahhahahaha...

so with such a wide variety of scientific pick up lines to choose from, why not choose one today.

get one, get out...

the world is your playground

3 simple principles

Pick. Execute. Enjoy (P.E.E.)

=)

sorry i was bored.... and i wrote this without the help of my notes so they shld be correct (scientifically)

haha.. but anyways... if u all wanna try go ahead man,.. muz tell mi...

i strongly recommend no. 8 and no. 1.. haha...

go for it!!!

anyways this end the series of mega uploads...

tml have to start serious studying...

exams soon even though sem 1 is not counted towards final score, i still wanna do the best i can... haha..